The Ultimate Bachelorette & Wedding Gag Gift | Real Crystal Energy Inside

The Ultimate Wedding Gag Gift  | Hidden Crystal Carving     

             The Perfect Gift For:

• Bachelorette party favors & weekend centerpiece decor
• Bridal shower gag gifts that steal the show
• The newly engaged bestie who is officially off the market
• Funny groom/bride wedding day morning gifts from the wedding party
  

The bachelorette party is planned, the rings are sized, and the wild days are officially numbered. Say goodbye to the single life and celebrate the end of the chase with equal parts humor, sass, and genuine manifestation magic.

This hand-poured duo is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for brides-to-be, newlyweds, or that friend who is finally hanging up their player card for good. But behind the cheeky anatomy carvings lies serious intention: real gemstones and botanicals selected to usher in deep connection, loyalty, and grounded devotion.

What’s In The Set:

• “Time To Stop Chasing D@*k” — A hilarious homage to the single era, topped with an anatomically carved black crystal centerpiece, raw gemstones, and dried botanicals.

• “Time To Stop Chasing P@*$y” — The cheeky counterpart celebrating total commitment, finished with its own carved anatomy crystal and natural tumbled stones.

The High-Vibe Alchemy:

• The Scent: A custom, sultry blend inspired by classic Love Spell—sweet, intoxicating, and undeniably romantic.
• Real Intention Stones:
  • Rhodonite & Rose Quartz: Healing old heartbreaks and cultivating unconditional love.
  • Flower Agate: Honoring personal growth, new chapters, and self-discovery.
  • Moonstone: Nurturing soulful connection and emotional balance
•  Botanicals: Real organic rose petal toppers.
•  Clean Burn: Hand-poured in small batches using a clean, slow-burning soy and beeswax blend.

100% Discreet Shipping: Ships in plain, standard packaging on the outside so your surprise stays safe until opening.

• Wax Weight & Vessel Size: (e.g., approx. 7 oz each in reusable glass jars)
• Burn Time: (e.g., approx. 35–40 hours per candle)
• Wick: 100% natural braided cotton wick

Crystal Removal Tip: Burn until the wax pool loosens the crystals, extinguish flame, and carefully remove stones with tweezers or a spoon. Wash with warm, soapy water to keep forever.

How to Use & Display:

Light them up during the bachelorette festivities for the ultimate crowd reaction, or set them on the vanity as an unhinged, high-vibe reminder of the commitment. Once the wax burns down, wash and keep the genuine crystal carvings forever as a spicy memento of the big day.

Note: Handcrafted and made to order. Each natural stone carving will have slight variations in color and pattern, making your pair totally one-of-a-kind.